Installing Development Tools?

Both my home workstation(core i 5 ,750, 6 gig ram) and laptop(amd turion, 4 gigs of ram,hp pavilion ) runs on ubuntu 10.10 64 bit. my development environment is centos 5.5 running on virtualbox in both of my machines.i'm in a vacation now...yesterday i accidentally broke the screen of the laptop. And my wife insisted for "romantic" vacation and in other words a severely remote place where there is no way of fixing my laptop until i get back to the city. All i have now is my wife's laptop which runs on windows 7 and a very slow dial up modem. so big downloads are out of the question. But i need some work done now and it cant wait. I have searched but i have not found any suitable stuffs for my work...So please help me with the stuffs i need ..i've listed the required things bellow....where can i get them....

1.good c compiler which supports posix standard....i have installed cygwin but if there is any better port for gcc will be wonderful.

2.llvm and clang compilers...

3.good haskell IDE like leksah(haskell does have a good windows port.

4.this is very important....a common lisp package contains slime,sbcl(gnu clisp),emacs bundle.

5.good gnu fortran compiler port.